Okay.. so I was bored that I had to resort to stealing some stupid questionaires from the friendster bulletin courtesy of syfqh whoever she is..


- A N S W E R - T R U T H F U L L Y -

1. Do you like anyone? [ infatuated? yes ]
2. Do they know it? [ never in a million years ]
3. Simple or complicated? [ too non-existent to be either simple or complicated ]


- IN - T H E - L A S T - M O N T H - H AV E - Y O U -

4. Bought something: [ I want to buy Jjajang-myun ]
5. Gotten sick? [ minor or acute sickness? ]
6. Been hugged? [ eh.. I hugged my pillow ]
7. Felt stupid? [ hah! me.. felt stupid?! HAH! ]
8. Talked to an ex: [ I don't have an ex-friend nor an ex-colleague nor ex-whatever ]
9. Missed someone: [ none to be missed ]
10. Failed a test: [ don't think so.. hopefully not ]
11. Danced: [ hah! no ]
12. Gotten your hair cut? [ last month, no. 2 months ago? yes ]
13. Lied: [ I lied that I was human ]


- U N I Q U E -

14. Nervous habits? [ too nervous to even care ]
15. Are you double jointed? [ no ]
16. Can you roll your tongue? [ on certain occasions ]
17. Can you raise one eyebrow? [ HAH! I can do better than that! I can raise both at the same time! ]
18. Can you cross your eyes? [ mentally yes. practically.. sometimes ]
19. Do you make your bed daily? [ I make my bed when I want to sleep ]
20. Do you think you are unique? [ of course!! ]


- H A V E - Y O U - E V E R -

21. Said "I Love you" [ none that needs it ]
22. Given money to a homeless person: [ How do you tell for sure they are really homeless or fraud? ]
23. Smoked? [ in my dreams I was a gangsta who was smoking in the back alley - rioting ]
24. Waited all night for a phone call? [ why wait? just pick up the phone and call the person! simple. why agonize over such a petty situation ]
25. Snuck out? [ abducted by aliens ]
26. Sat and looked at the stars? [ yeah the stars pasted on my ceiling ]


- M A N N E R S -

27. Do you swear/curse? [ do aliens even talk? ]
28. Do you ever spit? [ do they even have saliva to spit? ]
29. You cook your own food? [ better still do they even have a mouth?! ]
30. You do your own chores? [ aliens prepares for world domination!! ]
31. You like beef jerky? [ jerking beef? eww ]
32. You're happy with your life? [ I want to conquer the planet Neptune ]
33. You own a dog? [ I own electronic gadgets ]
34. You spend your money wisely? [ I splurge on food and SJ merchandise ]
35. Do you like to swim? [ what has swimming got to do with manners? alas.. what has any of these question got to do with manners? ]
36. When you get bored do you call a friend? [ I go outer-space ]


- D O - Y O U - P R E F E R -

37. Flowers or angels? [ none ]
38. Gray or black? [ sapphire blue ]
39. Color or black and white photos? [ rainbow ]
40. Lust or love? [ friendship ]
41. Sunrise or sunset? [ nightfall ]
42. M&Ms or Skittles? [ snickers ]
43. Staying up late or waking up early? [ both ]
44. Being hot or cold? [ warm ]
45. Winter or Fall? [ summer ]
46. Left or right? [ center ]
47. Having 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends? [ many family members ]
48. Sunshine or rain? [ windy ]


- H A V E - Y O U - E V E R - P A R T II

Stolen money from a friend? [ no ]
Been in a fist fight? [ will that incident count.. then yes ]
Snuck out of your house? [ -.- redundant.. see Q.25 ]
Had a crush on a teacher? [ educators are aliens in reality aren't they? ]
Seen someone die? [ They come from planet Neptune ]
Been on an airplane? [ space ship ]
Slept all day? [ no ]
Missed someone so much it hurt? [ where do you hurt? ]
Fallen asleep during school? [ yes ]
Been lonely? [ no ]
Cheated in a game? [ I'm doing it right now ]
Been to the ER? [ er.. ER as in Emergency Room? ]
Been in a car accident? [ in my dreams ]
Had detention? [ yes ]
Missed your first love? [ ehh..!! what happened to the numbering? ]
Cried yourself to sleep? [ what kind of questionaire misses out the numbering? ]
Sung in the shower? [ technically.. no ]
Kissed a complete stranger? [ this is precisely why I say it's a stupid questionaire ]
Laughed so hard you cried? [ Neptune is it conquerable? ]
Regretted hurting someone? [ I wouldn't even know if I have hurt anyone ]
Regretted loving someone? [ Can I be the president? ]
Been SUPER happy? [ Can I have a space ship? ]


- B O N U S - Q U E S T I O N - ( let me create a question to make this questionaire more interesting..

Have you killed anyone? I mutilated millions repeatedly.. in my head \(^-^)/